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Why aren’t ponies good at karaoke?

Why did the Apple computer weigh himself on a scale?

Every year, I eagerly look forward to New Year’s Eve. Not for the typical reasons; but for food, mochi, and quality time spent with my one and only family (isn’t that corny enough to be on a greeting card!?!)

Now- after to years of scientific research conducted via the world’s most accurate encyclopedia (Facebook), I have concluded that the typical New Year’s celebration consists of the following 9 stages…

Puns are a lost form of art.

“Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!”

… What a beautiful moment. I now have the ability to instantly edit words, publish them on a website, and show them to the world… or at least the 2 family members which actually will read this (HI MOM!)